Wednesday, December 7, 2016


Enrique Simonet, Spanish

"Whoops, Those Aren't Her Tonsils.  I Think I Need My Other Glasses," 1890

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 6, 2016


Carl Röhling, German

Hiker and His Dog Remaining Perfectly Still So As Not to Spook Hillary Clinton, 1898

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 5, 2016


Lippo di Dalmasio, Italian

CVS Customer Bitching About the Size of the Receipts, 1360

Tempera on panel

Sunday, December 4, 2016


Hugo Simberg, Finnish

Your Typical Monday at Grim Reaper & Sons Lawn and Garden Center, 1896

Watercolor and gouache on paper

Saturday, December 3, 2016


Marie-Louise Bion, Swiss

The Exact Moment Katie Decided There'd Be No Second Date, 1895

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 30, 2016


Erik Henningsen, Danish

"Don't Worry, Ma'am.  I Will Personally See That Your Husband Gets the Very Best Medical Treatment a Poor Rural Area in the Late 19th Century Has to Offer," 1895

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 29, 2016


Arnold Böcklin, Swiss

Odysseus Escaping While Cyclops Busy With His CrossFit Workout, 1896

Oil and tempera on panel

Monday, November 28, 2016


Manuel Cusí i Ferret, Catalan

Pentecostal Housewife Attempting to Heal Her Broken Stove, 1896

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 27, 2016


Michael Ancher, Danish

"Honey, the Police Are Here.  Can You Describe the Tuna That Did This to You?," 1896

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 24, 2016


Jean Beraud, French

Charlotte, Scoring Big Time at Macy's Black Friday Snare Drum Sale, 1879

Oil on panel

Wednesday, November 23, 2016


Frederic Remington, American

"You Know, Soaring Eagle, I'm Starting to Think the Traditional Turkey Might Have Been the Easier Way To Go," 1890

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 22, 2016


Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American

"Your People are Welcome to Keep the Leftovers.  And By Leftovers, I Mean South Dakota and New Mexico," 1915

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 21, 2016


Theodore Robinson, American

"My Dearest Maude, 

I Only Left But Hours Ago, and Yet I Miss You Terribly.  May the Days Fly By Until You're in My Arms Again.

All My Love, 


P.S. I Think Your Cat Might Be Dead," 1895

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 20, 2016


Oscar Pereira da Silva, Brazilian

Olivia, About to Find Out That Fingers Look a Lot Like Carrots, 1895

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 17, 2016


Giovanni Segantini, Italian

The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Uncontrollable Retching, 1893

Oil on canvas