Thursday, December 31, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010)























Louis Jean Francois Lagrenee, French

Morning After the New Year's Eve Party (Trying to Remember Her Name), 1770

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010)














Niko Pirosmanashvili, Georgian

Happy Holidays from the Stalin Quintuplets, 1909

Oil on oilcloth

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2012)

Joseph-Marie Vien, French

Emperor Marcus Aurelius Making Everyone Try His New Fruitcake Recipe, 1765

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 28, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2010)















Stanislaw Chlebowski, Polish

The Third Wise Man, Detained by Authorities for Myrrh Trafficking, 1878

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 27, 2015

A PRICELESS HOLIDAY CLASSIC (2009)

















Bernhard Rode, German

The Abstinence Society's Christmas Party, 1745

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 24, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1372























Jose Antonio da Cunha Couto, Brazilian

The Guys in Santa's Travel Department Mapping Out His Pee Breaks, 1892

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1371























John Singer Sargent, American

Bernard J. Robinson, Coat Room Attendant of the Year 1895, 1895

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 21, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1370























Mihaly Munkacsy, Hungarian

"Don't Feel Bad.  I Had a Guy Dump Me By Text Once Too," 1895

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 20, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1369























Nicolas Poussin, French

Mob Punishing Jerk for Spoiling the End of "Star Wars," 1629

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 17, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1368























Aleksander Gierymski, Polish

The Artist's Son, Not Really Grasping the Whole Hide-and-Seek Thing, 1895

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1367













Gustave Courbet, French

Why Blitzen Never Showed Up at Practice Today, 1869

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1366












Charles Green, English

Male Stripper, Stalling for Time Until the Damn Kid Leaves the Room, 1890

Watercolor on paper

Monday, December 14, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1365























Georg Friedrich Kersting, German

Percy, the Parrot Who Recites Uncensored Nicki Minaj Lyrics, 1815

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 13, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1364












Henry Scott Tuke, English

"Yo!  Can I Use Your Restroom?," 1894

Oil on canvas

Friday, December 11, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1363












Michael Ancher, Danish

Bravo's "Real Housewives of 19th Century Copenhagen," 1903

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1362























Adam de Coster, Flemish

"Hello From the Other Siiiiiiiiiiiiiide...," 1643

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1361














Anton von Werner, German

Dedication of the World's Largest Butter Sculpture, 1908

Oil on canvas

Monday, December 7, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1360












Leopold Graf von Kalckreuth, German

Back When Couples Had to Knit Their Own Condoms, 1893

Oil on canvas

Sunday, December 6, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1359























Gustave Courbet, French

Kim Kardashian, Not in the Mood for Her Trainer's Bullsh*t Right Now, 1853

Oil on canvas

Thursday, December 3, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1358























Pekka Halonen, Finnish

Field Worker Pondering the Question: Do Scythes Matter?, 1891

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1357























Konstantin Makovsky, Russian

"Great Moments In Phallic Portraiture" (Page 101), 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1356























Kuroda Seiki, Japanese

Debbie, With a Big Surprise for the Cable Guy When He Shows Up, 1889

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 30, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1355

















Hans von Hayek, Austro-German

"You Will Soon Meet a Tall, Handsome, But Not Completely Potty-Trained Stranger," 1892

Oil on panel

Sunday, November 29, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1354























William Gordon Burn-Murdoch, Scottish

Army Officer Wondering if He's Been Over-Watering His Helmet, 1891

Oil on canvas

Friday, November 27, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1353













Valentin de Boulogne, French

Jesus Scoring the Last Coffee Table at Macy's Black Friday Furniture Sale, 1618

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1352























Ford Madox Brown, English

Husband Attempting to Explain "Asian Massage" Charge on Visa Bill, 1872

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1351























Ilya Repin, Russian

"Stop, You Idiot!  I Need That Thing for the Turkey!," 1890

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1350























Jean-Leon Gerome, French

Geppetto, Having Recently Expanded Into Making Sex Dolls, 1890

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 22, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1348















Max Gaisser, German

This Day in "Shark Tank" History: 1648, 1889

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 19, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1347





















Eugene de Blaas, Italian

Wishing There Was a Faster Way to Send Her Boyfriend These Nude Selfies, 1873

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1346























Edgar Degas, French

Me For About an Hour After Eating a Hot Pocket, 1886

Pastel on cardboard

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1345























Emile Munier, French

Adam and Eve's Nanny Giving the Kids a Snack, 1880

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 16, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1344













Michael Ancher, Danish

Renowned Fisherman A Cappella Group, the High C's, 1888

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 15, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1343























Edmund Blair Leighton, English

"Will You Make Me the Happiest Man in the World...and Ask Your Mom if She's Going to Finish Those Grapes?," 1888

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 12, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1342























John Watson Nicol, Scottish

Immigrants Realizing Too Late That They Forgot Their Phone Chargers, 1883

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1341













Otto Goldmann, German

Friends Playing Game of "Spin the Samovar," 1887

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1340























Josef Huttary, Czech

What Santa Does for Money the Other 364 Days a Year, 1887

Oil on wood

Sunday, November 8, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1338























Eugene Auguste Francois Deully, French

Photo Eve Probably Wishes She Hadn't Put on Instagram, 1887

Oil on canvas

Thursday, November 5, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1337










William Trego, American

Civil War Re-Enactor Requesting a Pee Break, 1884

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1336























Ferdinand Hodler, Swiss

Nordic Warrior, Excited That It's Finally Shorts Weather, 1884

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1335














Leon Maxime Faivre, French

If Charles Dickens Wrote for "Law and Order: SVU," 1885

Oil on canvas

Monday, November 2, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1334















Vasily Maximov, Russian

Father Suddenly Realizing He Left the Other Kid Back in the Shopping Cart, 1884

Oil on canvas

Sunday, November 1, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1333













Axel Hjalmar Ender, Norwegian

"I Haven't Been Able to Check My Twitter Since Copenhagen.  Please Tell Me You Guys Have Wifi," 1875

Oil on canvas

Thursday, October 29, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1332























Anna Bilinska-Bohdanowicz, Polish

Jeremy Irons Walking His Pug on the Beach, 1884

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1331
















Carl Rochling, German

Hogwarts Before Trump Bought It, 1884

Oil on canvas

MASTERPIECE #1330























Anna Bilinska-Bohdanowicz, Polish

The Forgotten Marx Brother, Speedo, 1885

Oil and goache on canvas

Monday, October 26, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1329
















Sunday, October 25, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1328
















Axel Hjalmar Ender, Norwegian

Women Unwrapping Wheel of Gouda They Ordered From Amazon, 1883

Oil on board

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1326

















Charles Burton Barber, English

Search Dog Making Disturbing Find After Mary Poppins Abduction, 1883

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

MASTERPIECE #1325




















Theodoros Rallis, Greek

Biden's Maid Trying to Find Out if He's Made a F***ing Decision Yet, 1880

Oil on canvas