Thursday, July 20, 2017


Ivan Nikolaevich Kramskoy, Russian

"Wait.  Back Up.  They're Letting WHO Out of Jail?," 1871

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, July 19, 2017


Günther Gensler, German

Shia LaBeouf in "Lincoln," 1840

Oil on canvas


Elisabeth Alida Haanen, Dutch

"My Pickled Herring Brings All the Boys to the Yard," 1840

Oil on panel

Monday, July 17, 2017


Eugène Delacroix, French

"I Wish You Guys Had Told Me You Were Hungry.  I've Had These Protein Bars On Me the Whole Time," 1840

Oil on canvas


Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, French

Raphael, Forced To Admit To Himself That Jeanine's Visits Were Becoming a Distraction, 1840

Oil on canvas

Friday, July 14, 2017


Carl Heinrich Bloch, Danish

"Great Moments in Phallic Portraiture" (Page 147), 1874

Oil on copper

Wednesday, July 12, 2017


Jacques-Laurent Agasse, Swiss

Guy Waiting For Giraffe To Puke Up the Pocket Watch He Dropped, 1827

Oil on canvas


Vicente López y Portaña, Spanish

Spanish Captain Mateo Casado, Winner of the 1838 Mr. Sarcastic Smirk Pageant, 1839

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, July 11, 2017


Jacques Guillaume Lucien Amans, French

President Andrew Jackson, Shortly After the Invention of the Blow Dryer, 1840

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 9, 2017


Henri Félix Emmanuel Philippoteaux, French (after Louis Carrogis Carmontelle, French)

1st Annual House of Lords Best Butt Contest, 1839

Oil on canvas

Thursday, July 6, 2017


Martinus Rorbye, Danish

Rare Photo of the Early Use of Waterfowl as a Means of Hypnosis, 1839

Oil on canvas

Wednesday, July 5, 2017


Eduard Ihlée, German

When You Go To Meet Your Boyfriend's Parents, and They Turn Out To Be in Some Religious Cult, 1839

Oil on canvas

Tuesday, July 4, 2017


Jozsef Molnar, Hungarian

Moses Now Thinking Maybe He Should've Listened to Siri and Stayed on the Highway, 1850

Oil on canvas

Monday, July 3, 2017


Jean Leon Gerome Ferris, American

"This Is Good, Tom.  But Just To Be Safe, I Think Only Congress Should Have the Power To Declare a Twitter War," 1819

Oil on canvas

Sunday, July 2, 2017


Giovanni Tognolli, Italian

"Oh, Great.  This Is Just the Kind of Thing That Could Make Me Lose Custody Again," 1839

Oil on canvas